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MOMBASA TOILET EXPLODES UNDER CENTRAL POLICE

The toilet bomb explosion that occurred today, February 11, caused panic at Mombasa Central Police Station. Those who were in the station were evacuated to a safer location as a result of the event.
According to Lolwe TV, the administration was taken off guard by the explosion and is requesting assistance from the government. Human feces was visible everywhere, including on motorcycles parked at the station, according to photos shared on social media.

“Mombasa Central Police station has been evacuated after a ‘Toilet Bomb’ exploded. They are appealing to the government of Kenya to help them urgently,” the local TV station reported through their Twitter account. It is still unclear what could have caused the explosion that led to the mess as the same as never been experienced before in that area. There were no injuries or casualties reported after the incident happened.

The blast was felt as far away as MALINDI and witnesses say it sounded like a monster fart. The area has been cordoned off and cops sent home for a bath
The strong UREA smell which at first lingered in the Air above the station like a mushroom cloud is now spreading to the neighbouring homes and shops.

Taufiq BALALA the Senior Toilet technician in Mombasa County has not been available since the failure of his Tuu222 One Way Idiocracy. People suspect he is sulking under a rock somewhere. Police say life has become very difficult because they are now having to hold in their waste for long periods of time. They are appealing to the government of Kenya to help urgently.

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